This is me in WI - somethingorother hiding as an inanimate object which is playing the part of 'show dog whose ass doesn't fill a whole chair' - I'm looking askance at the landscaping and thinking either 'if I'm a dog why aren't I somebody's bitch and takin a walk right about now?' or more likely I'm thinking Absolutely Nothing while someone says "doesn't she look good?!'", ya know, like, for an alien life form recently freed from some vague hostage crisis or fiasco or something like that. I got that collar, it's not a real collar, at a thrift store.
Welp, here's hoping for some Wackie Jackie log entries . . .