What did the bartender say to the horse?
What?
Why the long face?

I like little boy jokes because they don't care about causality at all. I mean, why is a horse talking to a bartender? Who knows? Who cares? Hey, horse or sloth or bear or turtle, if there's a bartender nearby . . . what the hell, say "buttcrack" if you can't think of anything else.

"Love Ain't Just a Four-Letter Word," Jenny Wilson