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Quote of the day: "Calibrate yourself and your expectations so that every morning you aren't waking up disappointed." -Cuomo

waking up to dogs on my pillow leaving messages birthday w an emergency candle rereading a book evidence of houseclean...

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Somewhere in the world, a person thinks about you with love and beautiful intentions. In a related story, you'...

I should run but there's nowhere to go and too many of us to move. I'm fucking terrified. https://www.politico.com/states/new-york...

Spanish Military Finds Dead Bodies And Seniors 'Completely Abandoned' In Care Homes : Coronavirus Live Updates : NPR https://www.np...

Dr. Gale Burstein said if you have traveled in your community, you should assume you were somewhere with a possibility that you were exposed...

Lost sense of smell is an early indicator that you're carrying the virus. Test yourself, like sniff an onion or something (?) Those lit...

Neil Diamond Ok ok I take it back about Whitegirlrapper :/ I had to leave safety to go get appliances delivered, then run to campus...

Update, it's actually not my imagination . Air and water quality are rapidly dramatically improving. It sure has seemed like birds are l...

I want one last hand rolled cigarette. That sluttysexydamp tobacco. Filigree paper. Just one. Just one loooooonnng draaaag.

Shit

Ok this isn't that much fun anymore. Especially since we all figured how to fucking zoom. Now we're all going to die AND I still hav...

careerus swandiveous magnum opus jeezus, that was like 3 weeks ago, I was nearly 'done', maybe I should take a cruise, I wonder...

Broken Nose Campus froze its funds, I'm not sure when I get paid / reimbursed next. I'm working because My bosses treat peop...

It hurts!

before/after

I gotta stop looking at the news. West Virginia, last state without the plague. So. Cabinporning instead of more news... Wow .

Update: nope.  (Duh.) I live prepared for the worst. As I breathe, inhale (brace for it) exhale (accept it). Probably always have by half,...

Play me a song? "dance moves" hahahaha

"YA YA", aka the slightly scary smirking bitch at the center of Reality

I thought the end of the world would be cooler than Wal-Mart with my mom

I bought another house. I am too emersed in life to want to write about it much. In my kids, my job, warily letting a man near me while hold...

(don't) play me a song (?)

Play me a song? It's Over - The Smiths

Play me a song? Awolnation - The Best [Warning: Poetry alert! If you prefer your horoscopes to be exclusively composed of practical, hyp...

I make 81 cents on the dollar of a man doing my same job. Supposedly. But I know LOTS of men making 2-3× at least. Who are fuckturds couldn...