VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Do it the easy way today. When you get irritated, try using your feet. Sometimes walking out the door solves everything. If someone doesn't get your vibe, that's their loss. You'll attract your real allies by being fully yourself from the jump.

I read "full of yourself". I mean, I can do that! 🤣 Oh, FULLY not FULL OF, gothcha. I need to mull the difference -_0 

My mother has discovered that when I get Frustrated with Life, I yell at my house, like yelling at God only I displace it onto the dwelling. It's brick on concrete with cast iron rafters btw the floors (a bunker, of course). If I yell and call my house a boring motherfucker who hands me expensive problems and keeps me prisoner in a life of nothing but workwork that's now filling out forms more than it is unearthing craycrays and it can go fuck itself and WHERE ARE MY FUCKING KEYS YOU STUPID FUCKING HOUSE etcetc, who will that bother? Nobody can hear me. The dogs don't love it, but they're used to it. Ma is not 😳. 

It is what it is, as Sis would say.

But it is harder to yell at yellow walls - again, Ma is right.

So ok, I will take walks instead of yell at my house today, that'll be better for my body and easier on her nerves. If it rains, I'll force myself to go shopping (maybe) (where do people even do that anymore? seriously?). I have almost no clothes. Btw the pandemic and the giant skinny-making tantrum with a home invasion theft btw, there's just nothing left. I basically just hang out in my underwear all day, every day. Yoga, my fave place to go, the "outfits" are underwear, so that doesn't inspire shopping. The last time I wore full yoga pants there, my sweat weighed them down, they started to slip off, so I just took them off and kept going, fuck it, and nobody batted an eye. So basically, if I have to get actually dressed, it frustrates the hell out of me, and I yell at the house over it 🤷🏻‍♀️. I am not saying it isn't craycray, but there's a logic to it ish. That logic is lost on Ma 😳. She's just like, do you need a nap? (Yes. Who doesn't?!?!)

I could live in this. And not need clothes. Just sayin.