VIRGO No matter how well you plan or how many resources you have to work with, life will still offer challenges. You'll handle them better when you're well-rested and fed. Set yourself up for success: Get more sleep.
Get more sleep. Gee why didn't I think of that? It might as well say: Get ----.
Meanwhile, bonus track.
Monday, February 27, 2017
Saturday, February 18, 2017
The other day I had cancer for about an hour.
My tits ache and like any part of a body that aches (think a tooth) that seems to need to stop, go to a doctor blabla. But tits can turn on you and kill you so it is like a RELATIONSHIP a woman has: not easy / potentially (likely) terrible in the long run.
They took pics of them then fussed and I feared the social contract I have with my tits had broken down and we would have to part from each other - sometimes to survive you have to say goodbye type deal. Then many more kinds of pics. And we waited together, the three of us, kinda pre breaking up and weepy. Then we were fine, though odd. Anamolous. My tits are firming up. Almost always that goes the other way, they become fattier and softer, but mine are putting up a fight. What does that mean??, I ask, exhausted after a mere hour of whatever this is. Nothing. It means nothing. Most women would envy it, I am told. (Seriously? Envy an ouch? Then again that makes a weird sense..)
"I hunger to touch something, other than cloth or wood. I hunger to commit the act of touch." The Handmaids Tale (#1 seller on Amazon since That Asshole won, women afraid for their lives).
My tits ache and like any part of a body that aches (think a tooth) that seems to need to stop, go to a doctor blabla. But tits can turn on you and kill you so it is like a RELATIONSHIP a woman has: not easy / potentially (likely) terrible in the long run.
They took pics of them then fussed and I feared the social contract I have with my tits had broken down and we would have to part from each other - sometimes to survive you have to say goodbye type deal. Then many more kinds of pics. And we waited together, the three of us, kinda pre breaking up and weepy. Then we were fine, though odd. Anamolous. My tits are firming up. Almost always that goes the other way, they become fattier and softer, but mine are putting up a fight. What does that mean??, I ask, exhausted after a mere hour of whatever this is. Nothing. It means nothing. Most women would envy it, I am told. (Seriously? Envy an ouch? Then again that makes a weird sense..)
"I hunger to touch something, other than cloth or wood. I hunger to commit the act of touch." The Handmaids Tale (#1 seller on Amazon since That Asshole won, women afraid for their lives).
Friday, February 17, 2017
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Sunday, February 12, 2017
once I loved and it was a gas la la laa
Coming to Artpark in July. The edgy shorts she is rocking slay me. Apparently we are reprising 1979 this year. Nostalgia really isn't my thing. I mean, there is no year I would like to do again except to do it differently. And all I really remember about 1979 is 3 mile island and high inflation making my dad a constantly stressed out pissed off total asshole. But still, ya can't really hate on Blondie.
Friday, February 10, 2017
VIRGO No one will think any less of you if you stick to your values even when the cool kids are smoking in the bathroom (or whatever the grownup version of that is). Your integrity makes you more than cool; it makes you hot. Human - Rag n Bone bonus track Down in it - NIN
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